What If? Productions will holding auditions for a few roles in two of our 2017 - 18 season shows The Legend of Georgia McBride and Stupid Fucking Bird on Monday May 15th and Tuesday May 16th.  We will also be holding auditions for future performances of our popular Piano Bar Series

New to town or never auditioned for What If?:
No problem! We encourage and welcome new talent and hope you will come check us out so we can see what you have to offer. First time audtionees will need to sign up for a timeslot on the first day, Monday May 15th. See below for details...


The Legend of Georgia McBride
(rehearsals being August 5. Show dates Sept 1 - 16)

Rexy/Jason (Male age 25 - 40: All ethnicities)
Rexy: bitchy in a mean way, but very funny; feisty and sharp-tongued with a dark past; a fairly trashy gal who fancies herself the most sophisticated in the room; thrives on conflict and is a bit of a hot mess, but she has great respect for the history and art of drag. Jason: the sweet best friend of Jo and Casey who also happens to be their landlord

Eddie:  (Male age 40 - 60: All ethnicities)
The easily flustered, hot-headed owner of a struggling dive bar; a bit rough around the edges; still longing for the dimly remembered glory days of high school; cousin to Tracey.

Stupid Fucking Bird
(rehearsals begin Feb. 17, 2018. Show dates March 16 - 31, 2018)

Doyle Trigorin: (Male age 30 - 50: All ethnicities)
Dashingly handsome, famous author and lover to Emma

Dev: (Male age 20 - 35: All ethnicities)
Down to earth, best friend to Conrad and in love with Mash

Dr. Sorn (Male age 50 - 70: All ethnicities)
Close family friend of Emma and Conrad

Piano Bar Series
(Dec. 8 - 23 and various times throughout the year)

We will also be holding vocal auditions for potential soloists for our upcoming lineup of our new and popular Piano Bar Series. Audtionees will need to perform a solo cabaret style song and provide sheet music upon arrival. Strong, confident soloists only, please!